
One of everyone’s favorite parts of the annual BAKER catalog, is the What Would Bert Write section at the beginning. Perhaps it’s popularity is based on waiting to see what wild thing Bert might say next… or maybe it’s because tucked in each writing is that spark of genius…that gem of truth that we all need to hear…
So we decided to dig back through our archives and unbury these manuscripts for your enjoyment and a little peek inside Bert’s mind.
click a year for a downloadable pdf of that year’s writings
Each month Bert writes a one pager for Ironworks Magazine. These little cerebral queefs, as Bert sometimes calls them, usually have some pretty amazing nuggets of wisdom and always a lot of Bert.
Home Invasion and the Second Amendment
Baker in Gear, Drag Racing is Cool
Buy American or Die, Part 1
Buy American or Die, Part 2


